February 2012
31 posts
Neil Gaiman: ENO announces Mini Operas: A... →
howdoesiloyalty:
alackrity:
neil-gaiman:
English National Opera announces Mini Operas, a world-wide, online search for composers, writers and film makers that will seek out emerging opera talent of the future from across the world. Three competitions to find future stars of all the components of creating an opera will be launched online…
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Neil Gaiman: ENO announces Mini Operas: A... →
neil-gaiman:
English National Opera announces Mini Operas, a world-wide, online search for composers, writers and film makers that will seek out emerging opera talent of the future from across the world. Three competitions to find future stars of all the components of creating an opera will be launched online…
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the-shad asked: I bought my niece Coraline as a...
neil-gaiman:
I think that’s the most wonderfully sensible treatment of a book that scares you I’ve ever heard of.
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Let's say you run for President; fourth gif with...
howdoesiloyalty:
ACCURATE!!!
Does this mean I can participate in the presidential election debates via webcam while wearing nothing but a bedsheet?
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My state ID finally arrived!
At last, I can legally buy cigarettes and pornography! Dysgraphia makes everything more fun though; when they asked for my signature I think I accidentally wrote “Neojn Haign’Ir” instead. Obviously that is way cooler than my actual name. Oh well.
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Mapcrunch
suddenly-an-airport-appeared-and:
fetchmodus-blog:
We should play a new game Pretend you’re in a zombie apocalypse. And you’ve been infected. You must find a hospital within an hour or you die. The end
oh god
this is the intense difficulty isnt it
Now THAT sounds like fun. I’m in.
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Bicycles and bicycles and bicycles and bicycles...
I think, that I might, perhaps, maybe, be in the Netherlands.
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LEMONY SNICKET IS WRITING A FOUR PART...
Yes, Lemony Snicket, not Daniel Handler. The man whose face is always obscured is going to be revealing his childhood! Which he spent involved with V.F.D., and during which time Beatrice was obviously still alive!
The first book, Who Could That Be at This Hour?, comes out this year, on October 23rd.
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Replace a word from a movie with "gay sex"
howdoesiloyalty:
cannot-be-handred:
Tales of Vesperia: The First Gay Sex
Tales of Gay Sex: the First Strike.
Everything is Gay Sex.
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"Define time in such a fashion that there can be a...
-Question on my Earth History exam.
A time before time.
A time before time.
A TIME BEFORE TIME.
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victorian slang glossary aaah →
cjludd:
found it while researching a bit for the new blog
it’s
beautiful
Do you know what thieves’ cant is? If you think what you just found is amazing this will make your head explode.
http://www.pascalbonenfant.com/18c/cant/index.html
I can also give you primary sources on Victorian slang and cant, including dictionaries and folk songs.
Bene darkmans.
kingpingu30:
Headcanon:
I will literally decapitate you and blast your head into space.
January 2012
24 posts
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If I start referring to mixed meters as this do...
I’m sure a bassoon could be quite deadly in the wrong hands…
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How can you possibly describe supergalactic bodies...
You Earthlings are a lot of egotistical bastards aren’t you?
Of course, if said bodies no longer exist and we are only observing their light it doesn’t really matter, does it? But time is an illusion anyway, so just fuck everything.
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If Aziraphale was a demon he'd be Bernard Black,...
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Continual Surrealism →
delcourtsmethhouse:
Remind me again why landscaping is more popular than this?
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I wrote a book once. It was nearly eight pages long. It was about this pirate...
– Adam Young, Good Omens, p148
GUYS IT’S INEFFABLE PIRATELOCK MADNESS!!!
(via in-my-mind-palace)
Oh Jesus Antichrist. I got tea on my keyboard.
There were Daleks in Good Omens too, you know.
earlfoolish:
kovaniy:
you know I wonder if back in the day when The Final Problem came out Victorians were sending out letters with “Dear sir, have you read the latest Holmes story yet? I simply cannot handle it. I have cried an unseemly amount of tears. I cannot. Oh God.” and then there’s just a big ink scribble because keysmashing wasn’t an option
little drawings of crying people in the...
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Stealing the Crown Jewels?
hazycosmic-jive:
There’s an App for that.
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Anti jokes are SO funny. I legit die over them.
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